so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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