i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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