Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Everyone says I win the strip club
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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