dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Randomize
