After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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