i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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