I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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