Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
