Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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