And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
