doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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