He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
So I just went to clothing optional bar
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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