You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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