Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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