So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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