you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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