then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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