Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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