FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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