butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I pour the whiskey from now on
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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