Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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