Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Randomize
