Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
