ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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