Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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