Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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