Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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