32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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