If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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