Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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