Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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