Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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