I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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