Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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