I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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