I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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