and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize