she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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