worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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