Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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