Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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