PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
