i permit you to call me
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Randomize
