Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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