is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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