she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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