The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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