oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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