I will die if light touches me.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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