Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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