So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
