To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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