I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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