she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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