how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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