Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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