My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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