i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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